• [NSFW] Mario Kart Wii (Wii)

    ...And get pwned by a stupid kid Who’s probably only nine. Now if you want to play a friend You will need to have their code And beating them is...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...accessible to casual gamers, stays true to the series for the hardcore gamers, and balances play between the two so everyone can enjoy playing together. This core concept is what...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...real signs of danger in this game. We’re promoting burglary by telling kids to snatch up keys and barge into houses! Even though you don’t actually go into houses, the...

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #33

    ...is paul franzen a 14 year old girl cruisn usa naked sunsetriders vs boobs yu-gi-oh joy the passion crack super mario 64 code for ohh and whoa retards with attitude...

  • Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House

    ...I’ve combined my tepidly-popular Cheat Codes for Life column with my forgettable Get Out of Your Damn House column. This is my farewell article to GameCola. After this month, I...

  • Recoil (PC)

    ...the teeth that even James Bond would go, in his sexy Sean Connery voice (easily the best VOICE for James Bond, although I like Roger Moore’s suaveness better), “Wow, wish...

  • Player Two: Web Comics

    ...The Da Vinci Code. His commentary from the perspective of a geek who can’t take it anymore pisses off more people, and then an actual discussion begins. Read his rants....

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    It’s a Different Kind of Gaming

    ...Compare Dante’s Inferno with Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code. Film has evolved: Compare Charlie Chaplin to Brad Pitt. And gaming has definitely evolved: Notice a difference between Burger Time...

  • Silent Hill (PS1)

    ...character)’s pocket light is also one of the neatest uses of light-sourcing I have ever seen. I wasn’t as impressed with anything similar until Code: Veronica. The characters’ lack of...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...code for your life. Dear Julie, I think a movie based on the Soul Calibur series should be made, and that I should be cast into the role of Cervantes,...