• Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    ...get for free, you can get by paying for! Isn’t that great news? Of course it is! Nicalis has added a number of features to Cave Story, to make this...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...circling crap or quickly poking dots on the screen or blowing into the microphone (why the hell should anyone ever blow into a microphone anyway? It’s actually pretty irritating when...

  • Submissions (August 2004)

    ...reading of Monkey Boy Geoff and Brian Wolf don’t start writing again. – Richard Franzen Dear GameCola, I’ve been reading your website for a long time though I’ve never e-mailed...

  • The 2023 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)

    A note from Alex “Jeddy” Jedraszczak, GameCola’s Editor-in-Chief: Dear Readers, do you remember websites? It may surprise you, but you’re looking at one right now. And on this site on...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

    ...20740 February 1, 2007 Number of videogame conventions I have attended: 4 Number of videogame conventions that have given me, completely unexpectedly, dog tags with the name “Paul ‘gamecola’ Franzen”...

  • … of the Month: I’m Not Giving You Any Money, Gina

    ...me out for owing you money. Psh. BUT, this isn’t about money, is it? No, this is about GameCola’s number one menace: Furries. First, let me get this out of...

  • Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums

    ...August 1, 2007 Dear Readers, My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net. We’ve got one humdinger of a...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...new aspect pushing Sonic CD into the number-one spot for the Genesis CD attachment was the time-travel system. During gameplay, when you run into a signpost saying “Past” or “Future,”...

  • Math Gardener (X360-XBLI)

    ...review supplement for basic math. Since this is a videogame site, my review scores here are based on Math Gardener’s merit as a videogame, but do keep in mind that...

  • Three Things: Top GameFAQs Contributors

    1. As you may know, I’ve written a good number of guides for GameFAQs over the years. I even have a spot on their unofficial (and now-defunct) Hall of Fame...