• Brink (X360)

    ...Brink‘s class-based system is worthless. All classes play exactly the same except for differences in minor skills and their abilities to complete different objectives. A lot of the fun in...

  • Queen City Kamikaze 2013, or: The Dance Central is Right Here

    ...of (un)skill. We laid out a series of GameCola business cards on our table, some of which had numbers on the back. If you picked up one with a number,...

  • GameCola’s E3 Application

    ...A copy of the Web site’s business license or government issued documentation showing the business’s federal tax identification number. Wait, what the? Federal Tax Identification Number? For a web site?...

  • [NSFW] Toilet Tycoon (PC)

    Pull up a seat. Let Uncle Christian tell you a real rags-to-riches story about a once proud genre of games—the business management sim. They enjoyed a rise to popularity in...

  • The Dark Spire (DS)

    ...corridors! The basic gameplay in The Dark Spire is similar to early dungeon crawls such as Wizardry, The Bard’s Tale, or Atlus’s own in-house revival of the classic dungeon crawl...

  • Silhouette Mirage (PS1)

    ...Destruction. She was resurrected by the artificial intelligence agent Gehena, who informs Shyna that the world has been divided into two classes of biological entities (Class One, or class RED,...

  • Sorcerian (PC)

    ...class would greatly improve the experience, but that would require that the classes have unique abilities to begin with: the only real differences between classes are their equipment limitations and...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...many other things in life more important than saving the world. She actually YELLED at me one time for wanting to write a report in my government class about the...

  • Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    ...character can start the game off as one of three classes: Warrior, Thief, or Magician. The more you fight as a class, the more you earn Class Levels, which unlock...

  • [NSFW] Doki Doki Nightmare Club, AKA: Don’t Play Psychological Horror Games at School

    ...not fall asleep in class. Personally, my resolution is to stop playing certain videogames during boring lectures. “But, Smimming!” you say, “Videogames!” And for the most part, I agree with...