• Guilty Gear X2 (PS2)

    ...without an interesting story? Who wants to look at Van Gogh’s rendition of my creative writing class? Well, actually, that might be interesting, but you get what I mean. For...

  • Submissions (June 2003)

    ...subscribe…repeatedly. So in conclusion… GameCola is the Greatest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for giving me reading material when I’m in Accounting and desktop and anyother class that involves the Internet. –...

  • Submissions (August 2003)

    ...—– This is a paper-mache Luigi mask I made in like.. 6th or 7th grade art class. Man, did I give up a fruitful career in sculpture or what? –...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Matthew Loriso

    ...available. Luckily, this game is as fun as it is pretty. It combines classic Panzer gameplay with the ability to momentarily speed up or slow down, and adds strategic elements...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...I don’t have any experience with amateur films, but word has it someone in my high school graduating class does. This doesn’t transitively give me the knowledge, but if you’re...

  • Submissions (May 2004)

    ...class)? Rick Franzen I’ve gotta start by saying I am not going to rant just about how I disagree with a certain review, and gripe and moan, etc. What the...

  • Versus Mode: You Don’t Know Jack vs. Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire

    ...Millionaire?”. You know that kid you’ve had to sit next to in class before? The one who constantly cracks jokes, despite that at best all he gets is some polite...

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    Cheat Codes for Life

    ...to the date-rape drug section of health class? If you had, you’d know that the best way to overpower someone is with GHB. I hear it’s easy to make at...

  • Carbonated News (September 2004)

    ...I am question Playboy magazine’s logic in featuring the game’s (I guess?) sexy title character topless in an upcoming issue. I swear I’m not making this up. The high-class porno...

  • WWF In Your House (PS1)

    ...world-class jobbers like the Brooklyn Brawler, either—most of these characters are main-event level, or at least close to it. You’ve got “the bizarre one” Goldust, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels,...