• Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...gorgeous, and the map is proportional to what you actually see. And, with the freedom to change camera angles, you can get an eyeful of the scenery. The amount of...

  • Mega Man 5 (NES)

    ...Zach Rich7 just so she doesn’t have to change her last name are forty-to-one. 7. The odds that Zach Rich will get married8 this year are surprisingly good. Two-to-one, I’m...

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    Review of NHL 2K8

    ...Girls don’t play hockey. Q: Why don’t girls play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads between every period. Ha ha ha, menstruation jokes are funny. So now...

  • Banjo-Kazooie (X360-XBLA)

    ...is still simple; there’s not a hard move to make in the bunch. On the topic of alterations to the game proper, the biggest change is the inclusion of the...

  • Commentary on the New Xbox Live Experience

    ...Fantasy XII threw out turn-based battles, Trix changed their shapes to circular puffs, and I became a Paramore fan.3 And while those are horrible, horrible events that have truly changed...

  • Chains (PC)

    ...for a reasonable price. No frills, little if any packaging—just a game with a price tag of pocket change…usually…. In this case, Chains evidently retails for $15. A steep price...

  • Pimp My ‘Cola: The Great GameCola Slogan Contest

    ...because our current slogan is the best slogan ever? Is it because we’re too lazy to change our slogan? Or is it because I made up the entire contest? Who...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: A Month in Review

    ...of the game has two main player options. You can either play as the “Grizzled War Hero” or the “Charismatic Agent of Change.” Devoted fans will be happy to note...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...a little worried that somehow the compiled game itself will be affected by the change in machines…. I really don’t think that’ll happen, since I’m using the same exact version...

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    Could We Get a Fact-Checker On This?

    ...my acting! Zac…Efron, Not Rich Sorry about that, Zac ol’ pal! Everyone, make sure to change your calendars for the correct opening date, so you can watch the movie yourself...