• Crystalis: NES vs. GBC

    ...about since the first installment of the Crystalis D&Dcast, like, a year ago. Now our long celebration of The END DAY comes to a close with not one, but…whatever number...

  • [NSFW] Sol-Feace (SCD)

    ...make an impact. Sometimes the action will be really slow and still somehow force you to maneuver your ship carefully, and sometimes it will shit out lasers and ships and...

  • Memory Cards: Dragon Warrior Monsters

    When the thought of a videogame can bring you back to a specific time and place, you can say that it’s been saved to your “Memory Card”. In this column,...

  • Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu (SFC)

    ...and one which is a KI card—allowing you to use the Kamehameha, Special Beam Cannon, Spirit Bomb, Tri-Beam, Garlic Gun, etc. Each card you play has a rating for attack...

  • Dwarf Fortress (PC)

    ...has a search tool for finding a site, with parameters such as temperature, vegetation, amount of soil, minerals, etc. In a callback to Oregon Trail, you can then choose your...

  • 101010, Chapter 7: Four-Player Versus

    ...half the deck. Place down cards, and whoever has the higher number takes both cards. Your goal is to get the entire deck. If you both play the same number,...

  • Angels with Scaly Wings (PC)

    ...interactions like the one below, which is indicative of the different routes the player can choose. It can be as romantic or informational as you make it, which is an...

  • Mega Man 8 (PS1)

    ...and whole jalapeño peppers. And your Canadian bacon can talk. The pizzas come out of the oven with slightly burnt crusts, and who knows what they taste like, but what...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate

    ...of Life! Chapter Forty-Eight Minotaur’s Gate Jonathan: I’m back, and with three new Minotaur powers! Necrostreeb: Score!! Oh boy, I can’t wait to see what our old friend can do!!!...

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...deliciously condescending I wonder why they bother keeping “the” in both categories. Surely I can’t be that intelligent—I play videogames, after all) is ever present as I churn out more...