• Cheat Codes for Life

    On the date of August 24th, 2005, I was caught with my pants down in front of a cop car that had been set on fire, while holding a book...

  • Avenging Spirit (ARC)

    ...got. I don’t know if you can save her—maybe if you pump in more quarters. Spiritual Warfare Each character has an attack they can do. Some can shoot, some can...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • [NSFW] Mighty Final Fight (NES)

    ...what one can expect from a Capcom game, which is not that bad. Capcom also manages to allow you to perform a number of different fighting moves with only a...

  • Versus Mode: Postal, Pro-Gamers, Bill Gates, and More

    ...I should care: cm00tito: …who is Uwe Boll, and why should I care? xthebigp: guy who makes EVERY SINGLE BAD VIDEOGAME MOVIE EVER If this is indeed the case, and...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...by the stylus, it’s a game one can pick up and play right away—no tutorial is required, and the minigames are all just a matter of tapping or dragging or...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...Readers Hell yeah, I can believe that Matt got voted out of the battle. I was robbed the last time around, so Matt’s final bracket in this tournament was nothing...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...got ridiculous. The “favorite thing” that would become my strongest psychic attack was PSI CAAAT!; My wife and I have a habit of shouting, “CAAAT!” whenever we see a cat...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...through. Hitting enemies and some other attacks only take half a point away and you can also alter the game so that you can withstand several hits at a time...