• Beauty & the Beast (IV)

    Rather than describe the story of this game myself, I think I’ll let the instruction booklet do that for me, for it seems to have a much better idea of...

  • Rayman Advance (GBA)

    ...little too frustrating for my book. Rayman Advance is a good bet on the cheap, but think twice when faced with a full purchase. Give it a rent if possible....

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Sora vs. Mega Man

    ...his time here Eric! You’d think such a veteran would know better than to give his opponent so much recovery time. The arrogant bomber is still just staring at Sora!...

  • Donkey Konga (GCN)

    ...to play that mode; well, I bet no one ever plays that mode since the game actually needs to be played to memorize things. In saying that, I would say...

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!

    ...sleeve. Eric: Well he sure does Paul! Just look at the sheer size of that mallet he has just pulled out.. and here comes the wind up.. Raziel better make...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn

    ...You bet your ass I can. And so, PoCoN returns to the Immortal Land of Narration, leaving me once again in charge of the story! Muahahahahahahahaha!! Rivers Duo: This is...

  • Submissions (November 2006)

    ...Craps article before. Maybe I should so some more research next time. I bet it would have been beter without the dinosaurs – Father Time Nice review =] – xbenji65...

  • Exile trilogy (PC)

    ...finally killing a legacy that was molested and sealed away from sociological decorum the minute Meteo Xavier joined the writing staff. And the timing couldn’t be better. I mean, c’mon—even...

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    ...games between two pathetic individuals trying to write entertaining, thought-provoking, and genuinely laugh out loud material as we prod every coded line of these classic games and fail faster than...

  • Captain Novolin (SNES)

    ...being diabetic! I bet Superman and Spider-Man are laughing at him and calling him a retard. So you just walk through the city from point A to point B in...