• Versus Mode: China, Bob’s Game, Bullshots, and More

    ...fly outside of China. I mean, isn’t that the entire reason that we have the abominable “friend code” system on Nintendo consoles? To protect the children from large Italian plumbers?...

  • Versus Mode: Early Game Music, Military Recruitment, and More

    ...filter system a bit and they’re good to go. However, creating a group name should be a bit more flexible, especially the aforementioned sexuality-based gaming group. But the bottom line...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...out of animals (and at first, they were right), but they were bad-flip-fucking-mama-put-your-babies-in-the-oven-because-its-San-Francisco-in-the-1960s-and-everyones-tripping-on-acid-and-the-coven’s-gettin’-hungry-ass. Check this shit out: LAUNCH. OCTOPUS. SPARK. MANDRILL. FLAME. MAMMOTH. STORM. EAGLE. Shit, baby. If you can...

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    ...Steve Jobs’ health. Blame the economy. You know what I’ve been doing to get by? I’m writing paranormal EROTICA and eating the food that fell on my kitchen floor. I’m...

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    Forums, RSS and Rating Problems

    ...difficulties with these upgrades that have effected the following services in some way: Comments may take some time to load on each page. Additionally, the number of comments on a...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...violating this rule a number of times, so trust me when I say the consequences can be…unpleasant. 7. Openness is a Two-Way Street. If your girl is going to try...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...