• Anna’s First Sexist Encounter as a Gamer Girl

    Hi, everyone! I’m Anna. You may know me as GameCola’s reigning social media trash queen, the chick who likes 2064: Read Only Memories too much, or the person who really...

  • Q&AmeCola: Favourite Game-within-a-Game

    ...and dinosaurs – always a winning combination! MEGA PHOBETOR FROM 2064: READ ONLY MEMORIES! So when I first played the game over a year ago, I went for every achievement....

  • Q&AmeCola: NPCs You Wish Were Playable

    ...for us to play as her. When you “Wish Upon a Star” your dreams come true. Any other character in 2064: Read Only Memories, or Goal from Deponia. In 2064,...

  • Paper Mario (N64)

    ...game for a system that doesn’t have many to offer. You just need to drop any memories you have of this game’s predecessor into a Pensieve for the time being...

  • Christmas: UNLEASHED

    ...Christmastime, when Matt and Paul receive more video game-related gifts than most people receive gifts total. If you think we’re exaggerating, read on. Matt Gardner’s Christmas: UNLEASHED! World of Warcraft...

  • Christmas: UNLEASHED

    ...I’m sure you all know the story concerning the first title in this series, so I can just skip explaining that whole shebang. If you don’t know, go read the...

  • Exile trilogy (PC)

    ...as a monthly e-zine could only guarantee like 20 minutes of attention from a reader. Once you’d read the latest pixilated Mary Worth by Jeddy, or indulged in the inch...

  • Too Old For This S@$t: Console and PC Wars

    ...fall release. I try to keep up with the news, if only to have something to talk about, but whenever I read anything on the Internet I invariably make the...

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 18 – An Intimidating Structure

    Chapter Eighteen: An Intimidating Structure Large Stone Wall: Whooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam IIIIIIIIIIII? Whyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaam IIIIIIIIIIIIII aaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaall? Narrator Past: The first memories Large Stone Wall has are foggy, at best. There...

  • The 2017 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)

    ...enemies that dare to get close enough to you. This is the reason why I don’t particularly like HD re-releases, they can do better! Honorable Mention: 2064: Read Only Memories...