• Submissions (September 2005)

    ...thing) that people are in an uproar over polygon characters having consensual sex, when just the other day, I was running around in GTA beating up nanna’s and running over...

  • Checkers (IV)

    ...the game completely and just have the computer play for you against the computer. I’m surprised Mattel didn’t advertise this as a separate mode. It’s just occurred to me that...

  • Submissions (August 2007)

    ...to listen to, it’s just nondescript and boring.” In an extraordinary move for the time, the game’s publisher released a music CD of the game’s soundtrack. It may not be...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...save me. THAT’S JUST HOW GOOD I AM!! .hack//Infection (PS2) .hack//Mutation (PS2) .hack//Outbreak (PS2) .hack//Quarantine (PS2) Since these games all are from the same series, and have basically the same...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Matt Wright

    ...on. I just never liked this game, and more than likely, I never will. Stresses me just thinking about it!! The Ren & Stimpy Show: Veediots (SNES): Words cannot express...

  • Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (GCN)

    ...for some interesting situations with the sanity effects. Also, Xel’latoth is an awesome name. Xel’latoth. Just try saying it out loud to yourself. It just rolls off the tongue. Mmm....

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Justin Walden

    GameCola fans and writers describe their favorite (and sometimes least favorite) games of all time. Justin Walden’s Top 10 Favorite Video games 10. GoldenEye 007 (N64): I was trying to...

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 8 – Always Follow Your Lizard

    ...us get off of this island yet. I don’t see any harm in just resting for a while. Naelroe: Then it’s settled! We go to rest at the Devil Cat’s...

  • Super Adventure Island (SNES)

    ...WITH ALL THE HAHAHAS The game is more or less a wannabe Super Mario Bros.; and, as with most wannabes, it just doesn’t live up to what it was imitating....

  • Iggy’s Reckin’ Balls (N64)

    ...stop these 3D balls from jumping right down your throat in this pulse-pounding mega-racer!!! Unfortunately, dear readers, this game is not quite as good as I just made it sound....