• Carbonated News (January 2003)

    ...has recently voted to completely ban the sale and distribution of violent video games. The vote was unanimous among the 128 Honduran lawmakers, and currently awaits an official stamp of...

  • Star Fox 64 (N64)

    ...the best of the boss’s multiple forms and see the best of the minutely different multiple endings is to take the most difficult path all the way through. Visually, the...

  • Versus Mode: Oracle of Ages vs. Ocarina of Time

    ...Ocarina of Time. Of course, the graphics will be slightly better, because it is after all a 64-bit system. The N64 game’s controls also seem slightly easier to use. In...

  • Threads of Fate (PS1)

    ...and conquer the world. Both characters have their own specific storyline to play, but they both take place in the same area, mostly around the town of Carona. Rue is...

  • Mister Mosquito (PS2)

    ...You are Mister Mosquito, apparently some weird type of mosquito machine that sucks blood into little capsules for whatever reason, probably ’cause you’re a mosquito and that’s your entire life....

  • Xenosaga (PS2)

    ...though. After Xenogears was made, Squaresoft sold the license to Namco, so the plot had to be changed around a bit, and the approach to it was different. Xenosaga, to...

  • Super Mario Sunshine (GCN)

    ...special. One of the best aspects of this game is definitely the plot. Though extremely weird, this is one part of the plot that I particularly like. WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD....

  • Last Bronx (SAT)

    ...It only has a few shortcomings, but they are easily overlooked once you are dragged into the great gameplay. As with all fighters, you have a story that usually doesn’t...

  • Forgetting to Sharpen Their Cutlasses

    ...lifestyle, thus lowering the morale of the crew and leading to a mutiny and probably even an untimely death for the captain. If the new captain, most likely the first...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #4

    ...quite frankly, I find the name Jen utterly repulsive and somewhat vomit-inducing. Thank you for your time. Moving on, I don’t know if this is public knowledge or what, but...