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    ...way. As for DJ Hero, there is a point that has to be made. Be sure before you buy. This game is going to do little less than revolutionize your...

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  • … of the Month: The (8001050F) PS3 Kill Switch.

    ...with me until I buy a new model! Of course, they wouldn’t do that… right? Right?? *deep breaths* Paranoia aside, serious question to the universe: Why on Earth are ALL...

  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Wii-WiiWare)

    ...some hilarious jokes. Personally, I like the series a lot…but not enough to buy a game on the Wii when I already have the exact same game on the DS....

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    ...like the DSi, New Super Mario Bros., and Mario Kart. The closest they came to showing previews was saying that the DSi XL and Metroid: Other M are both coming...

  • What the Crap?: Voice Chat

    ...a clue that your headset is cranked too high. This is why I really like Fat Princess—you have to hold the R2 button to speak. Truly genius!! Noob65. Scenario 4:...

  • The Darkness (X360)

    Comic book stories tend to have a habit of being shit. I haven’t read a single issue of The Darkness, because I like comic books about as much as I...

  • Fallout 3 (PS3)

    ...should have elected John Kerry 64 here. It’s the classic story of Dad runs away from home, and son must chase after Dad in a post-apocalyptic retro-futurist world. It’s the...

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