• Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    ...Instead of developing another crappy game engine, Wisdom Tree took the existing engine from Wolfenstein 3D and made it shittier with new levels, new graphics and new sounds. Being that...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...within my grasp, and I seized it. Having grown accustomed to the SMS’s power when compared to the NES, I knew games could look damn good on the little black...

  • Crystalis: NES vs. GBC

    ...about since the first installment of the Crystalis D&Dcast, like, a year ago. Now our long celebration of The END DAY comes to a close with not one, but…whatever number...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...circling crap or quickly poking dots on the screen or blowing into the microphone (why the hell should anyone ever blow into a microphone anyway? It’s actually pretty irritating when...

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    ...movie is spent trying to establish that Lara Croft is super-cool. She’s always listening to techno music and cruising around in any number of stylish vehicles. Mostly, the movie attempts...

  • Laser Invasion (NES)

    ...Nintendo here. Still, with all this, it somehow doesn’t quite rank up on there as the most fun game, so it might only appeal to a select number of people....

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SMS)

    ...to speak of! The game consists of seven zones, each with three acts, one of which comprises a boss battle. It is less accessible to new Sonic fans, due to...

  • Submissions (August 2004)

    ...better. Also, what of Astro Boy, which Stuart has as number one on his top ten list? How is it that this game (among three others) is better than the...

  • Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 2: Get Tannen! (PC)

    ...song-based puzzle, which increases the production value. Even though the number of characters is doubled, in reality, there are only two new characters that get some real screentime: Officer Danny...

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    ...New Year’s resolution and start getting in shape, then you might as well clear off some shelf space for later. If nothing else, Wii Fit is cheaper than most gym...