• Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...city streets against up to 8 other AI-controlled cars as you can drifting around corners high in the mountains. Aside from the minor irritation of DJ Atomika, resident “DJ” and...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...textures as opposed to Nintendo’s traditional gouraud-shaded solid colors look and the advanced technical effects such as the heat-blur and camera focus really show what the Wii can do (that...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...six races due to the approachably coined “Wii-waggle Syndrome” that every other Wii game causes. You can’t sit down and play this for even an hour until you get sick...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...colognically irritating…um…shit, I really don’t know how to end that sentence because I don’t know what to call him…beagle? You want me to call him a beagle? What the hell...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...flawless Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 really is. I can also talk about how stupid putting underscores in your username really is, and that Big_Blaze and I can never...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...get a cannon ball through a door. I realize the game is set up this way just to make the puzzles harder, but come on. He can’t figure out how...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...I merely dabble, or else watch while someone else plays. This was mostly the case with Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it came out, my boyfriend attended the obligatory midnight...

  • Source Nintendo (December 2008)

    ...with a good amount of excellent titles. The problem for any budget shopper, of course, is which ones to buy, exactly. Both systems saw a number of good titles released...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 52 – Beautiful!

    ...can he be the leader?? !MEANWHILE! Render Girl: Uuuughhhhhh…. !MEANWHILE! Rivers: Is that an entire forest of candy canes?? DNN: Later, my son. We are almost at our destination. !MEANWHILE!...