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  • Versus Mode: Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Ruby

    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...up a few main points. 1. To be good at gaming, one must possess a large amount of this half-physical, half-mental substantiation known as “wang”. 2. Ergo, no girl could...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Magi Nation (GBC)

    ...to bring a number of different materials to the ring-making person to have a ring forged for you, and each ring will allow you to summon a different monster. These...

  • InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale (PS1)

    ...a larger and larger number of crystals as you unlock more and more characters, and you will end up having to beat the game something like twenty times just to...

  • Skitchin’ (SG)

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  • [NSFW] Mega Man X7 (PS2)

    ...try; there is a lot to get you to come back again. Each stage has a number of hostages for you to rescue in order to gain power-ups and character...

  • Manic Miner (ZXS)

    ...determined subterranean dweller. But Miner Willy is no ordinary miner. Miner Willy is a MANIC Miner. Miner Willy’s mission is to retrieve a varying number of objects from twenty single-screen...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Double Dragon

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