• Breath of Fire III (PS1)

    ...show up and have to walk through a damn volcano instead. There were several instances of this, which just seemed like filler to make the game longer. Meteo also raged...

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    Philly Classic 3 Report

    ...had indeed already paid. We arrived there approximately a half-hour after the event started, and already the place was crawling with all sorts of shady sorts. People with long, curly,...

  • Strawberry Shortcake: Musical Match-Ups (A26)

    ...wish I could say all good things about the graphics to give Musical Match-Ups some inkling of respect, but what is done well is quickly negated by an “ugly” factor....

  • Ristar (SG)

    To me, Ristar is almost a platforming utopia: it features almost no frustrating bits, no sudden changes in difficulty, and no screwed up controls. There are very few games that...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...fret because next month I shall be dipping deep into the MAGICAL POT ‘O FUN and pulling out some real goodies for all you ENRIQUEMANIACS. Till next month, GOOD TIMES!...

  • [NSFW] Double Dare (NES)

    ...children’s television. Although You Can’t Do That on Television has been cited as not only the sole non-shitty project that Alanis Morissette took part in, but also the reason for...

  • Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (MXB)

    ...your own by combining elements and items that you obtain (or in some cases steal) from enemies. The game won’t tell you what each combination will yield, so some trial...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (February 2007)

    ...rabbits around San d’Oria use a special attack called Foot Kick that deals a little more damage than they normally dish out; the bees (many of which found just outside...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...a) I was fully insured and b) I’ve never even seen £32,000, let alone owned it. What’s my point? Well, if the driver of a Burnout Paradise car were involved...

  • … of the Month: PAIN Revisited

    ...is what this article is about, isn’t it? Anyway, PAIN released a new character relatively recently, bringing the total to something like 400 characters that are purchasable online, while all...