• Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...of games that can appeal to people who have never picked up a controller in their lives. Hardcore gamers out there may be offended at the idea of starting someone...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Steve, I would estimate that about 90 percent of gamers are males. So it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that most games are specifically designed to appeal to males....

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...in execution, most problems of which are due to the era in which it was produced. There’s not a bad track in the game, with a fair number of songs...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...online and it will seamlessly drop you into the company of up to seven other players, without long load times or even an apparent hitch in frame-rate. Voice communications are...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...I did, and the fact that Tiny is still a pre-teen meant to give 10-12 year olds their first erection shows Paon’s devotion to Rare’s characters. Each character is apparently...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...realize they were calling him a “he” and not a “she.” Nothing good came out of that. They are joined by a sixth unlockable character who is apparently a ninja,...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...a couple of dungeons in Twilight Princess, I remember the general plot of the game, which allows me to make appropriate sections. There’ll be a section for each dungeon, obviously,...