• testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...keep saying it until it stops being true!) Also, a newsflash: I am not, in fact, a composer. Apparently the best way for me to compose is to randomly write...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...ships in this totally black space!” Yeah, there’s a lot to be desired in terms of Project Sheepherd’s mission structure. 95% of the time, you’ll be shooting down X number...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...that the bad guys are turning people into chess pieces, which is bad, apparently. Then I get forced to pick a random character and plough through levels, fighting bad guys...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...cost you a whole life. Now this is where it gets tricky, because the differences are much more numerate in number (God, I’m really sucking this time) and contrast sharply...

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...so awesome that I can’t think of a better way to open up my review, because nothing else is appropriate. It is easily the best game I’ve ever played that...

  • Westerado: Double Barreled (PC)

    ...buffalo ranchers, and a number of other people living in this bygone era. Each playthrough changes the game based on the quests you complete and your actions through the game....