• The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...box art. God, I’d rather have tentacle hentai of my mom than look at that shit s’more of artwork again. But just for the sheer number of stuff you get...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...sucked from a comatose Luigi. Then Toad apparently grew some testes (something asexual fungi should not be able to do normally) and brought a levitating Princess Peach with him to...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    Games got away with some ridiculous plots back in the day. Yellow circles eating dots and running from ghosts in a maze makes defending against the approach of horizontally reciprocating...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...buy. Like the first piece of candy on a cold Halloween, I sank my teeth into what had appeared to be the sweetest sugar-laden sweet I would ever devour. What...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...Dr Leo’s Lab. For every great song, there’s one that’s just alright and another that’s just filler. It also seems slightly odd to me that Soul Blazer shares a number...