• Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...looking for a girl (or guy, should you prefer) to share your hobby with: 1. Find a Good Girl. This is probably the hardest part, but it’s also the most...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...box art. God, I’d rather have tentacle hentai of my mom than look at that shit s’more of artwork again. But just for the sheer number of stuff you get...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...to design side-scrollers. I mean, we could run a list of 10 ideas this game used to legendary effect. … Well, why don’t we? 1. Searching for power-ups in mirror...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...I tasted was much like what I had tasted in the previous game. In fact, outside of a few cosmetic changes, Rock Band 2 looked exactly like Rock Band 1....

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...even though the Soul Calibur games from 1-3 had a space in between Soul and Calibur, Soulcalibur IV does not. I have no idea why. Take it up with your...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....