• Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...I discover it? Fuhgeddaboutit. This sentence sounds a lot better when I read it aloud doing my Jackie Mason. My previous experience with Suikoden was with number “II” [That’s not...

  • Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]

    ...actually offensive in a number of other ways, believe it or not. For starters, there is no gameplay in this “game.” Even the Hugo trilogy has vastly superior gameplay to...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

    ...According to the press release, you can expect a large number of TV parodies and homage’s within. I’m going to tell you now, Ubisoft: No How I Met Your Mother...

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    ...some characters respond later than others. Other than that, no real faults for it. Replay Value: 6/10 This is just giving it a number for the sake of giving it...

  • Ys / Super R-Type / Mystery Quest

    ...the same thing to any of them without fear of contextual abuse (the number two killer of women 48-59). Senselessly difficult? Ys and Super R-Type. Confusing as the British slang...

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    ...more time you spend playing all of the minigames, the more minigames you unlock, either through cumulative time played or number of times you played a particular game. It’s sort...

  • Are You Game?: Virtual Console

    Rating your Wii Virtual Console collection. Well, I figured it was time to write this article. With WiiWare and Virtual Console titles growing in number every week, it’s becoming increasingly...

  • Versus Mode: Magazines, Digital Distribution, Motion Controls, and More

    ...the latest content or games through programs like Steam. To suggest that digital distribution will be number one in the next year or so is unrealistic. Maybe in around a...

  • Phase (iPod)

    ...11 portions, depending on its length. During each segment, players must earn a number of stars in order to progress to the next section without losing a life. Playing well...