• The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...Mario Kart Wii Last Year’s Winner: Mass Effect Best Portable Game Chrono Trigger (DS) Wait. Chrono Trigger is the Best Portable Game of 2008, but Final Fantasy IV is the...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...and tried to collect as many star-bits as possible. Boom Blox, on the other hand, was an entirely different story. We tried to play the co-op mode together, but it...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    ...surprise bosses. It’s such a great twist I’m surprised they haven’t raped the shit out of it at the Number 6 dance later on that night. Lord, I do love...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...out of animals (and at first, they were right), but they were bad-flip-fucking-mama-put-your-babies-in-the-oven-because-its-San-Francisco-in-the-1960s-and-everyones-tripping-on-acid-and-the-coven’s-gettin’-hungry-ass. Check this shit out: LAUNCH. OCTOPUS. SPARK. MANDRILL. FLAME. MAMMOTH. STORM. EAGLE. Shit, baby. If you can...

  • The Accessibility of Gaming: The Serendipity of Amiibo Tap

    ...classics like these, but what do you do if the only “gaming system” you have known all your life is a Wii, PS3, or your mom’s smartphone? Often times, you...