• Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...in execution, most problems of which are due to the era in which it was produced. There’s not a bad track in the game, with a fair number of songs...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...which is more trick oriented, All-Around, which is extremely self explanatory, and Alpine, which is all about speed and being unable to turn at the slightest angle, no matter how...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...the characters, enemies, props and elements that made the DKC trilogy so memorable. Instead of Diddy tagging behind you, and Cranky bashing his cane on you and bragging about the...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...see my deep, still-warm love for her even as I desperately tried to glimpse as much of her fading visage as I could from the corner of my eye. But...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and his helper tried to sue me for a combined total of £32,000. Of course, they got nothing from me, given that...

  • Inside the Guide: Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!

    ...you, totally free, provided you are stupid enough to fall for this scam. So please send me your name, address, social security number, pet goldfish, and that new Spongebob DVD,...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...cost you a whole life. Now this is where it gets tricky, because the differences are much more numerate in number (God, I’m really sucking this time) and contrast sharply...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...have a percentage number for each character at the bottom of the screen. What does that mean, just out of curiousity? I thought it represented health/damage, but you can go...