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The 2016 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)

Columns by Alex Jedraszczak on July 27, 20171

...and you’ve got a Mega Man experience—and indeed a platforming experience—like no other. Honorable Mention: Pokémon GO Best Story Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice Paul Franzen: MAYA’S...
Dear Readers: Go on a Little Early

Columns by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2007

...This column’s practically gonna be all shill in the next two issues. ENJOY IT! Also—enjoy this issue! You may be excused, now. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...
Dear Readers: Old People, Women, Babies, and Monkeys

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2008

...Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net 1. I know because I tried. Here’s what was supposed to be Colin Greenhalgh with Eric Regan’s lips. I don’t know why...
Dear Readers: Scenes of Costa Rica

Columns by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2008

...a lagoon…. This is a lagoon. Enjoy the issue, folks! I know I will have had. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net 1. Actually, I’ll probably just pick...
Dear Readers: Wacky eBay Auctions!!

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 20081

...And check this out—wacky eBay auctions! That’s this article, isn’t it. I probably shouldn’t link to this article. Phew. Disaster averted. Enjoy the issue! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief...
Dear Readers: Introducing the GC Blog

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 20081

...play. Generic line that says “enjoy the issue!” Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net 1. Fact: The bigger the font, the better the message. 2. Thanks for asking,...
Dear Readers: Videogame Humor

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 20081

...game is better! Phew! Look at all those bullet points. I think that means this column is over. Enjoy the issue, everyone! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...
Dear Readers: Clichéd Review Intros

Columns by Paul Franzen on February 1, 20081

...for you, won’t you. Go on. I won’t stop you. Why would I stop you? This issue is great. Go read it! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...
Dear Readers: The Janish.

Columns by Paul Franzen on January 1, 2008

...my elven alter-ego said before he was crudely deleted: Enjoy the January issue! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net P.S. My ladyfriend and I got a 360 from...
Dear Readers: Write For Me, Part 1: Flowcharts!

Columns by Paul Franzen on November 1, 2007

...All in all, we’ve got more awesome than I think you can handle. Care to prove me wrong? Read on. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net P.S. FLOWCHARTS!!...