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  • Dear Readers: The Janish

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    ...it out. I cannot possibly make it any easier for you to express yourself. SLEEP. (Me, that is. You: Read the issue.) Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: Street Cred

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    ...movies, and we’ve got SONIC VERSUS BOWSER IN THE ULTIMATE GRUDGE MATCH! You won’t want to miss ANY of it; I promise!! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: News Haikus

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    ...is Working on a new Halo. How the mighty fall! Low-rent is back, and Please vote in testgame. Also Enjoy the issue! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: A Sheep Ate My Dear Readers

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    ...never know what forces nature might throw at you or what conspiracies the world might have against you. You just never know…. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: Another n00b Bites the Dust

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    ...fond farewells. But not before presenting you with this: The latest, and therefore greatest, issue of the Internet’s PREMIERE videogame webazine. Enjoy. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: GTA is Boring.

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    ...the price of admission. Especially the cheaper admission you can only get if you act now! Enjoy the rest of the issue. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: The Inventor of l33t

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    ...sofas for upwards of seven hours. But before he goes, he’s got one final thought, and it is this: G4m3C0l4 0wnz j00. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: Psychology

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    ...are so much better at videogames than girls. Here it is:! ERROR. OUT OF SPACE. PLEASE CONTACT ADMINISTRATOR FOR ASSISTANCE. THANK YOU. Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: Change, Part Two

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    ...being completely overwhelmed with the sheer amount of awesome we bring you every two weeks. OK, that’s it. Enjoy the new issue! Love, Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net...

  • Dear Readers: Why People Make Bad Games

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    ...Paul Franzen editor in chief e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net P.S. The “Holy Crap Give Us a New Logo” contest rages on! C’mon guys, throw us a bone here! What more can I...