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  • GBA Freebies Revealed for 3DS Ambassadors

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    With no redeeming qualities whatsoever, the Nintendo 3DS remains a regretted purchase for many. For those of us with more money than sense, and a death-wish, our apology letter from...

  • PlayStation Vita Release Dates Released

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    Good news: You still have time to save up for one. It could be the future of gaming, but where’s my Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble II? The PlayStation Vita will...

  • Dear Amazon Customer

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    Recently, I played through the demo of El Shaddai: Ascension of Metatron, and I said outright that I wasn’t impressed. After senselessly ripping the demo to shreds, I discovered the...

  • Crash Twinsanity (MXB)

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    You’re not a fan of Crash Bandicoot. You’ve always thought these games were behind-the-times and constantly bettered by others in the genre. It is an utter apocalyptic shame that you...

  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (GBC)

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    The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I’d rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso,...

  • Blade Kitten (XBLA)

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    ...part this doesn’t matter. The story is the means to an end in this one. As long as you enjoy a long trek across space countryside, you’re going to enjoy...

  • Puzzle Agent 2 (PC)

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    New Dog; Old Tricks? Puzzle Agent, released last year, was at the time what I considered to be a breath of cold, fresh and long-sought breezy air in a stagnant...

  • [NSFW] Little Nicky (GBC)

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    Here’s the movie-based videogame that nobody wanted, or expected! Prepare to be sickened, amazed and bewildered by Little Nicky, the game where you can play as the son of Satan...

  • The War of the Worlds (XBLA)

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    There is such a thing as a hard videogame. Whether it’s through conscious decision, design flaw, or artificial means, when a game becomes too difficult, merely the act of playing...

  • GoldenEye Reloaded; Brosnan Still Absent

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    Last year’s GoldenEye 007 for the Wii was met with mixed reception. Activision’s re-imagining of the Nintendo 64 classic was effectively a well-oiled Call of Duty, but also a game...