• The House of the Dead 4 (PS3)

    I have been waiting since the year 2005 for Sega to port The House of the Dead 4 to home consoles. Does it deliver? Damn straight it does. This is...

  • Ghost Puzzle (iPad)

    Look, let’s just get this thing started. Banner, please. In Ghost Puzzle, your goal is to destroy all of the ghosts in the puzzle field. To destroy the zombie goasts,...

  • GC Podcast #48: UNCUT

    ...you better believe that Alex Jedraszczak, Paul Franzen, Michael Gray, Christian Porter, Nathaniel Hoover, Matt Jonas, Justin Luschinski, Jillian Dingwall, AND Michael Ridgaway were all included! That’s quite a lineup...

  • Pop’n Music (Wii)

    I cannot think of much to say about this game. The only reason I chose to review this below-mediocre poorly developed rhythm game is because it should have been withdrawn...

  • Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 3: The Video Walkthrough – The Post: Marty and Doc Ruin Everything Again

    ...the enigmatic Citizen Brown while he attempts to change this dystopian future! Listen to Paul Franken, Michael Gray, and Matt Jonas give their considerable insight into how to solve the...

  • End Night HD (iPad)

    Like zombies, I’m back from the dead. Night After Night End Night is an experiment into the effects of player traumatisation. When the player isn’t being attacked from all directions...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    Every few years (or in the case of Capcom, months), the inevitable fighting game sequel comes out. All of the characters that you “know and love” are pitted against each...

  • [NSFW] Miss World ’96 (Arcade)

    Oh, that wasn’t Fanta Fruit Twist, was it? Tasted like… It was poison. It was bloody arsenic. Well, that’s great. I’m going to die. Well there goes nothing. I’m drifting…drifting…...

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child’s toy. So...

  • Rhythm Party (XBLA)

    First up, I’m just doing a bit of market research. Who here owns a Kinect? Please raise your hand. Just the one, right there at the back. Excellent. Well, that...