• Crackdown (X360)

    ...remember… No matter where you are, or what you do, The Agency is aware. Break the law, and they’ll send out an elite team of peacekeepers to bring you down....

  • Chex Quest 3 (PC)

    OK, just a quick note—I have reviewed, and will continue to review, a lot of games that are like Doom. Doom is synonymous with all first-person shooters—and this is because...

  • Lovely Lisa (DS)

    Little Sarah only wanted to be her mummy’s favourite girl. Every day she would do the housework, help dry the dishes, put the rubbish out, feed the pets and even...

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

    “HELLO MR. OWL, I’M GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!” Giana Sisters DS is a squeaky-clean remake, developed with much love and attention paid, indeed. However, like all “remakes,” part of...

  • Doom RPG (Mobile)

    Disclaimer: This review contains a picture of “dancing dog,” and is rated R, for Ruff. …So, university is a dumb waste of time so far. If I’d have known that...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    “Sonic CD really is as great as you’ve heard people say on the Internet.” – UK Resistance, 2005. I’m not too fond of the Sonic-bashing that tends to go on...

  • Hyperballoid HD (PS3-PSN)

    ...what you pay, I don’t think that really matters. With other titles on the PSN that shove themselves in your face, dying for attention, it is hard to justify buying...

  • The Beatles: Rock Band (X360)

    The Beatles were revolutionary! A massive inspiration to everyone who ever lived. They were a massive influence of mine, although I didn’t realise this until a few weeks before the...

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    PURE (X360)

    Well-known extreme sports include skateboarding, surfboarding, and roller-skating. For those of you who are not into extreme sports, I’d like to explain some aspects of this genre to you. It’s...

  • Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)

    Games from early in a console’s life often feel a tad like they’re missing something. Have you played Red Steel? Of course you have, and you’re scarred for life because...