• Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

    In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for...

  • Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent introduces us to the most secret (and yet perhaps most vital) department of the FBI: The U.S. Department of Puzzle Research. As an agent of said...

  • James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    Well done, Gameware Development. No, I mean it. Congratulations on developing an awful re-make of one of my favourite games originating from my home country. Congratulations on changing every level,...

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

    Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently ‘dis-owners’) of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass...

  • Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)

    ...the game is beautiful, it’s whether the songs are stand-out that matters. While the soundtrack of DDRS is somewhat lacking, it’s always been that way with the home releases (besides...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar...

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    Band Hero (X360)

    Just to explain, Band Hero is Guitar Hero for kids; everything offensive has been removed in what I like to call the “Don’t Offend The Serious Christians” edition of Guitar...

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

    Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? “Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best,” I thought. But you shouldn’t run entirely on first...

  • Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    I’m reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren’t I? Just…give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted...

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

    If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I’d wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be...