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Carbonated News: Sonic the Whorehog
News Posts by Matt Wright on
Some things never change… Circa 1992 Ever wanted to take your favourite hedgehog with you wherever you go? No? Well, don’t bother reading this then… No, I mean it. Bugger...
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Live in Yore World #6
Columns by Matt Wright on
Another in our series of the evolution of technology, albeit a less exciting one. An example of how less is needed to store a lot more. Note: The dimensions are...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 27 – Eye for an Island Nation
Columns by Matt Gardner on
...place, there’s probably something like 80 billion fake exits and one real one. That means its just a matter of finding out which path they took and catching up with...
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
Letting your Yu-Gi-Oh prejudices get in the way of giving this game a chance would be a mistake. Unless, of course, you don’t like card games, either. In that case,...
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[NSFW] Nintendogs: Lab & Friends (DS)
Reviews by Matt Wright on
When is a game not really a game? I don’t know. It’s one of those stupid questions like “how many roads must a man walk down”? There isn’t an answer...
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
There aren’t very many good video games based on The Lord of the Rings series, or even The Hobbit, for that matter. In fact, most of them suck pretty savagely....
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… of the Month: GBA Ports
Columns by Matt Gardner on
My Recommendation for GBA Game Developers of the Month: Stop Making Crap and Just Port All of the SNES Games that I Like Okay, I am sitting here spending all...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Chapter Twenty-Six Fight! Fight! Fight! Enrique: It’s on like Donkey Kong, fool. Render: I’m going to stab you in the eye. Enrique: Holy crap, you just stabbed out my eye!...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Chapter Twenty-Five I am Hungry Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for...
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Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
...people may argue the point saying looks don’t matter, but for me the entire point of hacking and slashing around to find better armor is voided if the armor isn’t...