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  • GameCola Ad

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    You look bored. Why, have you heard of GameCola.net? It’s a lovely website that—oh, wait. You’re already here. Well, show this video to somebody else, and maybe they’ll come here,...

  • Formal Warning to Dr. Albert Wily

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    Dear Dr. Albert Wily, The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has completed its assessment of your company’s place of business at 1 Skull Castle Way. We regret to inform...

  • GameCola.net (PC)

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    GameCola.net, contrary to popular belief, is neither a game nor a carbonated beverage, nor a game about carbonated beverages, nor a carbonated beverage based on a game. This misunderstanding is...

  • GameCola Halloween 2009

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    In the longer-than-expected and excuse-laden hiatus between the final issue of GameCola and our triumphant return as a real website, everyone pretty much thought we were dead. GameCola’s legacy lived...

  • Installing Older Games on Vista

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    Quick! While it’s still vaguely relevant! Check out Michael Gray’s immensely helpful and not-actually-funny-at-all guide to installing old (I.e. fun) games on Windows Vista, which nobody uses anymore because it’s...

  • Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Bros. 2

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    In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos,...

  • The Diary of Samus Aran

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    After both GameCola’s Metroid-themed podcast and Michael Ridgaway’s review accused Metroid: Other M of misrepresenting and even ruining the strong, independent character of Samus Aran, I decided it was time...

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    Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (PC)

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    A bit of blathering introduction is in order. Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II is one of my all-time favorite games, if you can trust the Top 10 list...

  • Flash Flood: Holiday Mashup

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    Well, it’s that time of year again when people grasping for writing ideas start out their articles with, “Well, it’s that time of year again.” Christmas is/was in the air,...

  • Poll: What’s Your Dream Game?

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    OK, time for another stupid poll! Don’t worry; this is nothing like the poll where we see if you know how to leave a comment, or the poll where most...