Search Results for: nathaniel hoover
-
Flash Flood: I PLAEYD A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1
Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on I will tell you this up front: I do not like Halloween. I do, however, need a topic for this edition of “Flash Flood,” the column where I review Flash...
-
GameCola Ad
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on You look bored. Why, have you heard of GameCola.net? It’s a lovely website that—oh, wait. You’re already here. Well, show this video to somebody else, and maybe they’ll come here,...
-
Formal Warning to Dr. Albert Wily
Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on 
2 Dear Dr. Albert Wily, The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has completed its assessment of your company’s place of business at 1 Skull Castle Way. We regret to inform...
-
GameCola.net (PC)
Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on 5 GameCola.net, contrary to popular belief, is neither a game nor a carbonated beverage, nor a game about carbonated beverages, nor a carbonated beverage based on a game. This misunderstanding is...
-
GameCola Halloween 2009
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on 1 In the longer-than-expected and excuse-laden hiatus between the final issue of GameCola and our triumphant return as a real website, everyone pretty much thought we were dead. GameCola’s legacy lived...
-
Installing Older Games on Vista
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on 5 Quick! While it’s still vaguely relevant! Check out Michael Gray’s immensely helpful and not-actually-funny-at-all guide to installing old (I.e. fun) games on Windows Vista, which nobody uses anymore because it’s...
-
Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Bros. 2
Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on 4 In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos,...
-
The Diary of Samus Aran
Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on 6 After both GameCola’s Metroid-themed podcast and Michael Ridgaway’s review accused Metroid: Other M of misrepresenting and even ruining the strong, independent character of Samus Aran, I decided it was time...
-
Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (PC)
Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on 4 A bit of blathering introduction is in order. Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II is one of my all-time favorite games, if you can trust the Top 10 list...
-
Flash Flood: Holiday Mashup
Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on Well, it’s that time of year again when people grasping for writing ideas start out their articles with, “Well, it’s that time of year again.” Christmas is/was in the air,...