• [NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

    A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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    Scott Pilgrim vs. My Heart

    Scott wins. I don't know if I actually want to see the Scott Pilgrim movie or not, but this trailer of the upcoming game based on the movie...based on the comic book...which appears to be in part bas

  • Prince of Persia: The Forgotten…What???

    With the recent release of the Prince of Persia movie came the fourth installment in the Prince of Persia videogame series, entitled Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands. I mentioned this in a news

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    With Regards to Nintedo’s E3 Presentation…

    Is there a way I can just direct deposit my paychecks for the next year to Nintendo?

  • Gamera Obscura: Yume Penguin Monogatari

    There's this game called "Yume Penguin Monogatari" for the ol' Famicom. Prepared by the almighty Konami, it never made it overseas, and it didn't star any whip-wielding characters. Instead, it stars some of their lesser-known mascots: a penguin named Penta. Perhaps you've seen this guy in Antarctic Adventure or the beloved Parodius series. He's never been much of a major player in the videogame circuit, considering he has no discernible personality. But don't let that fool you: he's all man.

  • Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    Cave Story. If you haven’t played it yet, then what the hell is wrong with you? I know, with a title like Cave Story, you think it’s going to be another dungeon crawler with all the appeal of a gopher’s testicle. But trust me, this game is way cooler than a gopher’s testicle, maybe even … Continue reading "Cave Story (Wii-WW)"

  • E3 Day Three: Sony’s Big Press Conference

    Welcome back to GameCola's continuing coverage of the E3.  Microsoft and Nintendo both had their turns, and now, let's see what Sony has to say in their big press conference. As expected, Sony had a

  • E3 Day Two: Nintendo’s Press Conference

    It's the second day of E3!  Yesterday, Microsoft gave a big press conference, and today, Nintendo gave one.  Naturally, they showed footage and announced all sorts of games. Things started with Wii

  • E3 Day One: Microsoft/Xbox 360 Day

    E3, the biggest videogame event of the year, is now officially in session.  Just like last year, GameCola has asked their casual gamer to write up a report, instead of asking someone who knows all ab

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    I don't know anything about romance-sim dating. There it is ladies and gentlemen. That's my return to videogame journalism after a year of being out of the game, and to top it all off, the only reason