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Powder (DS)
Reviews by David Donovan on 
6 OK, let’s lay everything out on the table: I own a DS flash card. I have, amazingly enough, never used my flash card to play pirated games. I’d like to say that this is because I am a principled fellow who believes in giving developers their due, but my motivations are less noble: I simply … Continue reading "Powder (DS)"
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The Ten Reasons: Final Fantasy VI Advance (Part Two)
Columns by Michael Gray on 11 Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. Today, I'm continuing my discussion on Final Fantasy VI Advance. I was told to play this game because it is the
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The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on 4 Do you enjoy elaborate and twisted death sequences in adventure games? Of course you do. Unless you're...you know...normal.
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Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Now for something completely different: a review of an arcade videogame. You know, the big machines you pump quarters into? This review does contain Emi Toshiba, so there is at least one good reason t
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Announcement: New Review Scale
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on 3 Attention readers: I'd like to interrupt your regularly scheduled "hitting F5 on GameCola.net to check for any new articles" for an Important GameCola Announcement. You might've read in our "Mid-Boss"
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What the Crap?: Voice Chat
Columns by Mark Freedman on 11 Is this thing on? You bet your sweet ass it is. But for many, there isn't a "thing." For others, some use this thing as a boom box over their shoulder like it's the 1980s, or they use it to be racist
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 3 The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du
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Plastic Surgeon Gives Donkey Kong High Score a Facelift
News Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on It seems all videogame doctors have a grand agenda: Dr. Neo Cortex wants to take over the world using mutated animals; Dr. Robotnik wants to take over the world using animals as robots; Dr. Wily wants
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New Videogame Releases for the Week of March 15th, 2010
News Posts by Paul Franzen on God of War III, Pokémon HeartGold Version, Pokémon SoulSilver Version, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon, Metro 2033, Resonance of Fate, and more.
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Metroid: Other M Preview
Blog Posts by Michael Gray on 2 Nintendo's press release kit for Metroid: Other M came with a bunch of large screenshots of the game. I mean, like, really large. Just click on the above logo to see what I mean. Of course, when you l