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  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on

    You know what’s awesome about art? Damn near nothin’. It’s boring and uninteresting, you see. The only thing you can really do is unzip your pants and urinate all over it. I did that once at the local museum, and they threw me out because they said you’re not supposed to do that. What uncultured bastards. … Continue reading "Braid (X360-XBLA)"

  • Final Fantasy IV (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments1

    I am a huge ***damn Final Fantasy IV fan; haven’t you noticed? I owe nothing short of my life and love to this simple and intimidatingly deep game (17 years later, I’m STILL finding new stuff about it). I literally believe God talks to me through this game, and I don’t give a shit what you … Continue reading "Final Fantasy IV (DS)"

  • LostWinds (Wii-WW)

    Reviews Reviews by Kate Jay on Comments1

    Background info: So, you might have heard of this thing called WiiWare. For those unfamiliar with the term, it's one of Nintendo Wii's online channels. Specifically, it's the place where gamers can d

  • Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on Comments6

    This month in Dear Readers, I'm going to talk about a videogame system you've never heard of before. I was originally hoping to become the number one source on Google for information about this system—thus raking in oodles of new hits from people trying to figure out what this chunk of plastic they found at a yard sale actually is—but, apparently I was beaten to that eight years ago by Robert Morgan, who wrote a whole FAQ for the system.

  • Phase (iPod)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on

    If you've been paying attention over the past nine months, GameCola Faithful, you have realized that I have an almost fanboyish obsession with two big game developers: Rare, whose upcoming Banjo-Kazoo

  • … of the Month: Paul Franzen!

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Paul is the winner! That's right, I've spent this entire month judging all of the entries into this illustrious competition, and our Editor in Chief himself, Mr. Paul M. Franzen, is the illustrious champion! Illustrious congratulations, Paul!

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 61 – Make Love

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on Comments1

    Fifa Diprovo 4: He'll give you the guide, no problem. But he needs your help to get a girlfriend.

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 7 – The Monkey on His Back

    Columns Columns by Michael Ridgaway on

    Tom sat against a tree, alone in the darkness of a forest. He had no idea where he was this time, but after his experience in Resident Evil he just wanted to rest. Technically he didn't need it, being

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Diner Dash: Memories, Sweet (Resurfacing) Memories

    Columns Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on Comments1

    The summer I turned 18, I began my first job as a waitress at Friendly’s. I had previously volunteered at my local library, and done my share of babysitting over the years, but I had never before worked anywhere that required a W-2 form.

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    Is Mario RPG’s Quest Worthwhile?

    Blog Posts Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on

    Like probably a lot of people, I've recently bought, played, and beaten Mario RPG on the Wii's Virtual Console. And it left me with a question: Is Mario's quest a worthwhile quest? Spoiler alert!! The