Archive for Category: Columns

  • 0wning the Competition: 0wning Your Parents

    Columns Columns by Kay Leacock on

    Instead of 0wning the Competition, today we'll be 0wning your Parents. We're going to do this by convincing them that you are absolutely, stark-raving mad.

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Mega Man vs. 50 Cent

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Howdy gamefans, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month, like so many months, we've got a first for you! Ain't that right, Captain?

  • Player Two: Take-Two Deserves Whatever it Gets

    Columns Columns by Janra Roberts on

    Take-Two and its subsidiary Rockstar Games have been sued. By whom do you ask? Well I guess everyone under the sun, and a few people on Mars.

  • Great Moments in Gaming #8

    Columns Columns by Shawn Sackenheim on

    Some games you can pick up and play, some you give a good week's rental to, and some dig their sharp caveman incisors into your head and just won't let go! We're back in 1998 now, on the sixth floor o

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Mister Donut

    Columns Columns by Richo Rosai on

    Now I'm not exactly a donut connoisseur, but I've eaten my share of fried sugary bread, and let me tell you: Japan's Mister Donut is good. How good? Well, it's sure better than the airplane food on the way over, lemme tell ya! I mean that stuff is one notch above Styrofoam on the taste-o-meter, am I right, folks? But seriously, if I could be serious for just a minute... You know, there are a lot of children out there who need our help. Did you realize that a child is physically abused somewhere in the world every time my girlfriend's daughter doesn't get my beer the first time I tell her to?

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Columns Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on

    This month's theme in testgame.exe: Making the Adventure: Prettiness. That is to say, lots of little tiny things that are cool but will probably be barely noticeable to anyone who's not me. This means

  • The Gates of Life: Chapter 30 – You Kidding Me?

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Barin: Come here, fellows! I will not allow you to be destroyed by bears, for I will be the one to destroy you! I will help you out now and kill you later, so come aboard!

  • What the Crap?: Role-Playing Games

    Columns Columns by Mark Freedman on

    RPGs rock. Deep stories, great strategy elements, orchestrated music, walking around and fighting the same slime 50 times—they're fantastic. I remember getting my first RPG for free from Nintendo P

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Greetings! Welcome to the newest edition of everyone's favorite GameCola masterpiece, THE THUMBS! As usual, I have a star-studded lineup all ready to go this month! Really now, some of these games are

  • Dear Readers: The Janish.

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    In a stroke of genius, GameCola, for once, actually listened to its fans. For years now you've been telling us to stop putting everything on one page. It was taking too long to load! It took forever to scroll through everything! Your computers were only able to load a quarter of the pictures before giving up in a fit of coughs and wheezes!