Archive for Category: Columns
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Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
6 This month in Dear Readers, I'm going to talk about a videogame system you've never heard of before. I was originally hoping to become the number one source on Google for information about this system—thus raking in oodles of new hits from people trying to figure out what this chunk of plastic they found at a yard sale actually is—but, apparently I was beaten to that eight years ago by Robert Morgan, who wrote a whole FAQ for the system.
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… of the Month: Paul Franzen!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Paul is the winner! That's right, I've spent this entire month judging all of the entries into this illustrious competition, and our Editor in Chief himself, Mr. Paul M. Franzen, is the illustrious champion! Illustrious congratulations, Paul!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 61 – Make Love
Columns by Matt Gardner on 1 Fifa Diprovo 4: He'll give you the guide, no problem. But he needs your help to get a girlfriend.
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Quantum Geek: Episode 7 – The Monkey on His Back
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on Tom sat against a tree, alone in the darkness of a forest. He had no idea where he was this time, but after his experience in Resident Evil he just wanted to rest. Technically he didn't need it, being
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Gamer Girlfriend: Diner Dash: Memories, Sweet (Resurfacing) Memories
Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on 1 The summer I turned 18, I began my first job as a waitress at Friendly’s. I had previously volunteered at my local library, and done my share of babysitting over the years, but I had never before worked anywhere that required a W-2 form.
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Dear Readers: Old People, Women, Babies, and Monkeys
Columns by Paul Franzen on So I was trying to come up with an idea for Dear Readers, and I thought to myself, "Wouldn't it be great if I could melt people's faces together? To create one freak-face?"
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… of the Month: Custom Characters
Columns by Matt Gardner on 3 Games these days, particularly ones that have a multiplayer aspect (even more particularly ones with massively multiplayer aspects), are all about character customization.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 60 – Significant Plot Move Forward!
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Audience: And so, the group decided to take the tram to Strategy Guideland, where they would surely find some hints as to how to reach the final boss who obviously prevented them from saving the world.
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Quantum Geek: Episode 6 – Send More S.T.A.R.S.
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on Something was very, very wrong. According to Rick, the only thing Tom had to do to get out of Resident Evil was find a key and get through a door. Well, he had found that key and opened the door, but
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Virtual Console Review (August 2008)
Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on Those GOD DAMN hedgehogs are always eating my turnips. Ooooh, if I catch one, I will make you a hedgey sandwich. Or maybe a hog pie.