Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Sprite Monkey on

    The problem with The X-Files as the seasons wore on and on was that the mythology got so convoluted that when Mulder found his sister, there was absolutely no sense of direction or narrative cohesion.

  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Rick L on

    After playing the second Phoenix Wright game and being left in utter awe still at the tense storytelling of the last case in Justice For All, I knew I had to get my hands on Trials and Tribulations im

  • Lagoon (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on Comments1

    The atomic bomb. Man's greatest achievement. Like, ever, man. I mean, what else can blow up as much stuff as the atomic bomb? And, certainly, one can see that man's sole purpose in this universe is to

  • Soul Calibur (X360-XBLA)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on Comments1

    GameCola Faythful, I've got a confession here to make. I, contrary to popular belief, am a recovering alcoholic. My explanation for digging up the past last month was simply because the insanity and

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on

    The temptation to rip off GameSpot in concising this review with a PROS and CONS section (owned by CNET Networks Entertainment as THE GOOD and THE BAD, a device so deliciously condescending I wonder w

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on

    I am here to tell the story of a game that is often forgotten in the wake of the popularity of its successors, despite my personal preference for it. No, no, I'm not talking about Lufia. This isn't about Final Fantasy IV, either.

  • Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Carl Houghton on

    In time for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to be released, Carl reviews the LucasArts Indian Jones and the Last Crusade point-and-click adventure.

  • Mario Party 8 (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on Comments3

    Note: This article was originally published on G-Faqs in August 2007. Below is an edited version of the review, edited because 16-year-old Zach Rich didn’t need to PROOFREAD HIS FUCKING WORK, and because I couldn’t say words that eat away at my soul. The pictures and footnotes are all new content, too, so I’m shelling this off … Continue reading "Mario Party 8 (Wii)"

  • Soul Calibur (DC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Gardner on Comments1

    To commemorate the invention of the eight-way run, I'm going to have Paul do something special to this review. Paul, I'd like you to have the text of my review spiral out from the center in eight diff

  • ActRaiser 2 (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments3

    (Editor's note: This article is Part 3 of a three-part series of reviews by Meteo Xavier.) No...no more! No more! *BAM* R.I.P. METEO XAVIER He died the same way he lived—as a virgin. Please donate t