• Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    A party game that will make you hate your friends. No, seriously, it even says so on the box.

  • Code of Princess (3DS)

    Not the Disneyland RPG I'd had in mind.

  • Knights in the Nightmare (DS)

    I'm not really sure where to begin with this one. I had always assumed that warfare was all about troop movements, logistics, and diplomacy. I don't know how I could have been so wrong. No, as Sting's

  • The Dark Spire (DS)

    David Bowie does make a guest appearance, after all, as mandated by Japanese constitutional law.

  • Snowboard Kids 2 (N64)

    I've become a different person in the span of two years. Where I was once a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed high school youngling, I've now matured into a smart, wise, and generally handsome college student