Archive for Tag: Matt Gardner
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Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Seriously...this game really doesn't do the book justice.
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… of the Month: Logitech PS2 Netplay Controller
Columns by Matt Gardner on Turn on the PS2, load up Serious Sam, get into the game and start playing. Oh my! My online buddy is talking to me! I'd better respond! *fumble* *type* ahh crap dropped my damned controller *shift* ah crap dropped my keyboard aaaaah DAMMIT PAUL STOP KILLING ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO ****ING TYPE!!
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… of the Month: Gameism
Columns by Matt Gardner on People who hate those of a particular gender are considered sexist. People who show distaste towards those of a particular race are racists. What, then, are people who hate or show distaste towards people who play video games, or people who play a particular type of video game? The answer is quite simple -- those people are gameists.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 11 – WTF??
Columns by Matt Gardner on Random Passerby: It's a tree... why the hell are they having problems deciding which way to go around it?
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.hack//OUTBREAK: Part 3 (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on If you want to get into this series, DO NOT start with this game!
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… of the Month: PlayStation 2 Headset
Columns by Matt Gardner on First off, let me clear up any confusion there may be over what exactly a headset is. It is not, despite popular belief, a set of heads. It does bring several heads together, though, in a way. It is a handy little device that sits on your skull and lets you communicate with people without the aid of a keyboard.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 10 – Go Fusion Kitty!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I actually hit them! I hit her and even that little cat!! I don't believe it!
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Arc the Lad (PS1)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Since this game can be easily beaten in 10 hours or less, there's not enough time to get bored of playing it.
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… of the Month: The Super Mario Advance Series
Columns by Matt Gardner on The first thing one must do when examining four games that have been ported from one console to another is to ask one's self the following question: "What has been changed?" Well, there's good news and there's bad news concerning the answer to that question. The good news is that not much has changed in any of them. The bad news is that the things they did change were in no way needing to be changed, and are quite awful now that they are different. Let's start with the first of these games, shall we?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 9 – Unacceptable!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Najen: Barin can't be dead! He just can't be! I have to try and save him!