The Adventures of Willy Beamish

Do you enjoy elaborate and twisted death sequences in adventure games? Of course you do. Unless you're...you know...normal.

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If you’re reading this, chances are good that you’re literate. Chances are also good that you only chose to read this because the name “Willy Beamish” made you giggle; few people have heard of The Adventures of Willy Beamish and lived to tell about it. At least, that’s my assumption, because there’s apparently a good many ways to die in this game. If you’re a fan of Space Quest, Quest for Glory, Beneath a Steel Sky, or any other adventure game where it’s possible to die in colorful, creative ways if you do something brilliantly stupid, then these Adventures of Willy Beamish videos might just be for you.

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We’ve got two collections of death/game-over sequences from the cartoony 1991 adventure game about a plucky child who, from what I can tell, needs to win a frog jumping contest to score a date with the attractive new school nurse, who is being extorted by these two soap opera rejects who control the local bullies and gangs. Willy’s dad is in cahoots with the soap opera rejects, but after accidentally letting loose a crazy pet bat, the soap opera rejects decided to drop him into a pool of acid for his incompetence. From the look of it, Willy’s mom, the CEO of a sugar factory, would have done it herself if she’d had the chance.

Anybubbles, you can piece together exactly what’s going on for yourself as you watch poor little Willy Beamish get processed into a bag of sugar, drowned in a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, fall into an alternate dimension, and other heartwarming things. Also, there’s a strange video of a Duke Nukem wannabe stumbling around on a stage because he’s been drinking “cola.” Have fun with all that, but remember that you really came here to watch Willy get dissolved in a vat of acid.

Normally at this point I’d tell you to watch the whole Willy Beamish playlist on the GameCola YouTube channel, but that’s totally unnecessary, so I won’t. (Go watch the whole playlist; Paul Franzen and Michael Gray actually go to the trouble of playing through the whole game for you.)

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Since 2009

Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.

4 Comments

  1. Attempt to explain the game’s plot:

    Willy needs to win the frog jumping contest (being run by the Soap Opera Rejects) so he can get $10,000 and go to the World Nintari Championships in Japan.

    The evil Soap Opera rejects run the Tootsweet factory, which produces zero-calorie sugar. This is why Duke Nukem is so happy that he’s singing. Zero-calorie sugar is basically the American Dream.

    But of course, all the money and power gets to the head of the Soap Opera Rejects, so they try to kill Willy’s dad, take over the world, open their own theme park, etc., etc.

  2. Paul: I’m considered a legal adult on most planets and I was kinda weirded out by some of those deaths!

    Michael: Now, that makes more sense. And I love the progression of your list at the end there.

  3. This game has always captured my attention but I’ve never gotten around to playing it for more than 5 minutes or so years ago when I got it for Sega CD. I’m gonna have to find/download this and get myself good and killed now.

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