It’s bad enough that a fake videogame character is going to become an actual videogame character soon, in the form of Wreck-It-Ralph starring in a game he has no right to. But guess what! Something even fouler has been brewing in the world of crossovers, and I am sickened by the thought that someone even so much as suggested this game at a board meeting.
Even worse, I can’t imagine how the decision was even made to go ahead and make this. So what could be so bad, it leaves me wishing the sun comes hurtling toward the Earth at the speed of Clint Eastwood?
…Angry Birds plus Green Day. It is a sad day for the human race.
To play it, you must first sell your soul to Mark Zuckerburg—then proceed to here.