Archive for Author: Zach Rich
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Sonic Unleashed (X360)
GameCola Faithful, I may have made a horrible mistake. One year ago, when I was a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed lad of 17, I wrote my first article for the ‘Cola, celebrating an obscure Nintendo 64 gam
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Banjo-Kazooie (X360-XBLA)
Reviews by Zach Rich on Ten years is such a long period of time. Ten years ago, I was a bright-eyed child who had finally saved enough money to buy a videogame on his own. Not a gift from Mommy or Daddy or Santa. It was some
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Commentary on the New Xbox Live Experience
One of the trends you’ll notice if you look at the archives here at ye olde GameCola is that, by the end of the year, there’s only about two or three reviews, before Paul’s water breaks and the Janish flies out of his open legs with 17 reviews in one hand and the unreleased DVD of the complete Journeyman series in the other.
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Rock Band 2 (X360)
My friends, Rock Band 2 has done something horrible to me. It has performed an act so vile, so heart wrenching to me that I question if I'm even considered a human anymore. I don't know how it happene
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Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (GB)
Wario's come a long way from this first starring role.
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Braid (X360-XBLA)
Reviews by Zach Rich on You know what’s awesome about art? Damn near nothin’. It’s boring and uninteresting, you see. The only thing you can really do is unzip your pants and urinate all over it. I did that once at the local museum, and they threw me out because they said you’re not supposed to do that. What uncultured bastards. … Continue reading "Braid (X360-XBLA)"
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Phase (iPod)
Reviews by Zach Rich on If you've been paying attention over the past nine months, GameCola Faithful, you have realized that I have an almost fanboyish obsession with two big game developers: Rare, whose upcoming Banjo-Kazoo
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Soul Calibur (X360-XBLA)
GameCola Faythful, I've got a confession here to make. I, contrary to popular belief, am a recovering alcoholic. My explanation for digging up the past last month was simply because the insanity and
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Mario Party 8 (Wii)
Note: This article was originally published on G-Faqs in August 2007. Below is an edited version of the review, edited because 16-year-old Zach Rich didn’t need to PROOFREAD HIS FUCKING WORK, and because I couldn’t say words that eat away at my soul. The pictures and footnotes are all new content, too, so I’m shelling this off … Continue reading "Mario Party 8 (Wii)"
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Project Sylpheed (X360)
(Note: Like the Mario Party review, this was written by a 16-year-old Zach Rich in September 2007 for GameFAQs. I found this review, and the other, to be good enough to be posted somewhere where ev
