• Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    ...Brooklyn” to afford in Guitar Hero World Tour. Also, there appears to be a far better engine (improving Guitar and Bass controls), which is very welcome. Besides a number of...

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

    ...of the five challenges has its own twist—plus a sixth challenge. Between every odd-numbered city in the Gem Challenge mode, a special challenge is started, which relies on finding pairs...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...you should be paying attention, because you’re too busy focusing on the highway. Despite the longevity of the title poised by the number of mixes, I had completed every song...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Submissions (February 2007)

    ...to be in that number…when the Saints come marching in.” Thank you for this exhibition of self-torture…I never laughed so hard in my life especially since I’m an ex-Fundamentalist Christian....

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Games are among your favorite. I’m not going to be picky on the number of games, but try to stay around 3-5. Series of games can count as one, if...