• Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    ...Brooklyn” to afford in Guitar Hero World Tour. Also, there appears to be a far better engine (improving Guitar and Bass controls), which is very welcome. Besides a number of...

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

    ...of the five challenges has its own twist—plus a sixth challenge. Between every odd-numbered city in the Gem Challenge mode, a special challenge is started, which relies on finding pairs...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...using these to increase difficulty, which is rather unfair and subsequently makes me very upset. Speaking of mistakes, when you really screw up your chance for some Euphoria (yet another...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...why the main character’s hair color changes at the end of the game. I guess it must be a really bad case of helmet hair. Either that, or the localization...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...one of the pioneers of its genre. It’s not really fair to blame it for being so good that every other game in its genre had to copy it. In...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...game about driving very fast from Point A to Point B, smashing into whatever you feel like along the way. Other drivers are fair game to be shunted off the...

  • Submissions (February 2007)

    ...to be in that number…when the Saints come marching in.” Thank you for this exhibition of self-torture…I never laughed so hard in my life especially since I’m an ex-Fundamentalist Christian....

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...