• Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Mister Donut

    ...me seems to be wearing nylon pantyhose with patterned designs stitched into them, God Damn It! Shit, now that I’ve done got on this train, I guess I’ll have to...

  • BLACK (MXB)

    ...designers cheap out and block your path with tiny piles of debris and even invisible walls. “I could reach that secret stash of ammo if it weren’t for this wooden...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...least like to maximize my profits, so do you have any suggestions for doing so? Any thoughts on other ways I could make money would be appreciated as well. Sincerely,...

  • Submissions (May 15, 2006)

    ...me anymore. I invented the idea for the novelty section because of that game. You see the game is so lame, so inconcevably (sp) impossible to enjoy in ANY of...

  • Great Moments in Gaming #10

    ...I check out Kay-Bee Toys and fondle the latest action figures, and then I head downstairs to the biggest arcade this tiny little town has ever known. Over the years,...

  • What the Crap?: I Pee, Therefore, I Am

    ...is up with that, you cheap bastards? You can also play with the little hand dryer things. You know, those things that blow hot air but don’t actually dry your...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...FPS! It’s cheap, and not only that, is has a much lighter side than most other FPs where you must kill every living soul in the world to … who...

  • James Pond 2: Codename Robocod (SMS)

    ...to the point of frustration. Some of the enemies take a good beating to go down, and a few cheap shots can leave you seething. There is, however, very little...

  • Submissions (July 1, 2006)

    ...do jacking of any kind anymore. We all know that’s not true. – Tim Morea From What the Crap?s, “sit down and eat a ham sandwich and plow Lois Lane...

  • Pikmin (GCN)

    ...only Pikmin who can travel through water without drowning, they are the elite Navy SEALs of your army. Any mission that requires traversing a pond will require the aid of...