• Ys / Super R-Type / Mystery Quest

    ...the same thing to any of them without fear of contextual abuse (the number two killer of women 48-59). Senselessly difficult? Ys and Super R-Type. Confusing as the British slang...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    I’m switching gears this month and temporarily ditching the Heap so that I can combine my two passions—videogames and extreme, mind-numbing cheapness. Since the number of GameCola readers is well...

  • WarioWare: Mega Micro Reviews

    ...limited supply of four lives. After completing a specific number of microgames and a Boss Stage, a short story snippet leads you to the next character (and you get an...

  • Pizzarian’s Fifteen Minutes of Fame

    ...gotten this kind of support, before. Counting the number of downloads from China from Desura’s demographics, I had more than half that number in new votes on my Greenlight campaign,...

  • Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (Wii-VC)

    ...Keep getting hit by an enemy with long reach? Try smacking them once and retreating instead of trying to take them down before they strike. There are no cheap deaths...

  • Aero the Acro-Bat (SG)

    ...There are plenty of theme park rides to try out—many of the levels play at high speed. Each level has a different mission, which include finding a certain number of...

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    ...a lazy American gaijin, you are most likely one of those people, and that number is probably higher in the States. If you’re looking to finally crack down on your...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...the genre, have been thirsting for this title. I picked my copy up at a midnight release party at Gamestop—nearly 50 people attended, a considerable number in costume, and all...

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...Genesis had already been released by then and SEGA of America had wrested control of their North American distribution from Tonka) and could be obtained for around $50. Phantasy Star...