• Versus Mode: Adults Only Games, GamePro Pseodonyms, Wii Shortages, and More

    ...blog about what it’s like for an American to live in Japan. This is Peter’s first appearance in Versus Mode. 1. GameStop should start selling Adults Only-rated videogames. Kevin: OK,...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...this game. But when you put this game down, you’re not likely going to pick it back up again. As Activision continues to produce cheap knock-offs of their own franchises,...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...the game utilizes the microphone function and has you repeat quotes from the movie ad nauseum. If that’s how you play then, from what I’ve seen, most of the Internet...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...individuality with a number of SHMUP gimmicks. First, after your starting level, you get to determine much of your own path from there by getting to select many levels as...

  • Madden NFL ’94 (SNES)

    ...it “in the game”? Is “it” the American football spirit, the pride and quality of the American software developer, or something more literal like assembly code? Another unsolved mystery. But,...

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    Nintendo 64: Change the System

    Remember a really, really long time ago? About 1996, I believe, when the Nintendo 64 was on the verge of American release. Everybody’s favorite propaganda-spewing magazine Nintendo Power was making...

  • Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #001

    ...post, Sinnesloschen was allegedly contracted by an unnamed company from the southern United States to develop a game they had an idea for. A story is told with great detail...

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    Gemini Rue (PC)

    ...to happen: In a matter of moments, they were going to erase my memory, destroying everything I had ever been. Clearly, this would not do. …is the loneliest number that...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...Sheedy, The Breakfast Club, The Lunch Club, The Dinner Club). David is searching for a gaming company in California, so he sets his computer to call every single phone number...

  • Phase (iPod)

    ...that should be the only game you should actually buy for your iPod. I do not consider an iPod or a cell phone to be the right medium for a...