Search Results for: Dance%20Dance%20Revolution
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Lovely Lisa (DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
...I introduce you to a lifesaver. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. The game that will shut your stupid loudmouth inbred brat up. The game that will...
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Doom RPG (Mobile)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
...“being lectured” stands for “being shouted at,” I’d have probably better spent these last few months teaching my dog how to dance. Because the lectures on C programming were brain-numbingly...
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Carbonated News: January 13th, 2010
News Posts by Michael Gray on
...can’t dance if you want to.” You know, write whatever you want. I don’t care; my contract is up. Just to help you get started, though, here are the three...
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Inside the Guide: Nancy Drew: The Haunting of Castle Malloy
Columns by Michael Gray on
...That means I can Irish it up a bit in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day! Where’s that footage of me on the SCU Irish Dance team? Aye, that’s good stuff....
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Dune (PC)
Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on
...There’s not much strategy to this, unless “sending more guys to dance on the enemy base will make me win” could be termed a strategy. Oh, but I forgot to...
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Mega Man 3 (NES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on
...surprise bosses. It’s such a great twist I’m surprised they haven’t raped the shit out of it at the Number 6 dance later on that night. Lord, I do love...
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Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on
...as something a newbie programmer slapped together in 45 minutes after getting rejected yet again by every single girl he’s ever tried to dry hump at a school dance/club/office party/etc....
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The Ten Reasons: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (Part Two)
Columns by Michael Gray on
...children! Michael: Fire in the hole! (Michael throws the grenade at the burning house. The grenade explodes and the house crumbles to the ground.) Michael: (doing a victory dance) All...
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Inside the Guide: Nancy Drew: The Haunting of Castle Malloy
Columns by Michael Gray on
...and second person (“You can dance if you want to”) all the time, for absolutely no reason. Sometimes, I try to use short sentences in my responses, to avoid possible...