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    ...sounds horrendous. What’s more, it’s the same sound for every number. Why even bother? I can understand an audio cue of some sort, so why not just a generic ding...

  • Gamera Obscura: Lamers

    ...duty is to kill them instead. SAY WHAT? Yup. In each level, you are given a limited number of ways to kill them: a specified amount of bombs, gunshots, land...

  • Kirby’s Return to Dreamland (Wii)

    ...creatures whole and obtain their powers or skills. Dreamland Wii features a small number of abilities. Some are new, though most are returning abilities from older titles. Compared to the...

  • Memory Cards: The Final Fantasy Legend

    ...can choose humans, mutants, or monsters. Monsters can’t use equipment, but they have skills that work very similarly to abilities in Pokémon. Each skill has a limited number of uses...

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    Endless Pokémon Most Beautiful “…from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.” – Charles Darwin on Pokémon With the number...

  • Metal Dead (PC)

    ...city. Their search leads them to the offices of the MediGeniTech company, where they encounter a number of other, mostly sane, survivors and proceed to solve a number of puzzles...

  • Crystalis: NES vs. GBC

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  • 101010, Chapter 7: Four-Player Versus

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  • Dwarf Fortress (PC)

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